Washington, D.C. – As the dust settles on the Venezuela operation, one thing’s undeniable: it worked. Whether or not you back the regime’s motives, the results speak for itself. Maduro was captured. The objectives were secured. The message was sent. The United States Military reminded the world it still the juice.
And like all victories, here come the bandwagon and dick riders.
Few people latch harder than Elon Musk.
If 2025 was a bad year for The United States, it was catastrophic for Musk. His façade began to crack and the charm started to wear off like cheap mascara. And suddenly, the richest man alive was begging the algorithm for relevance.
Tesla reported a 67% crash in annual profits—only to “magically” post a 300% year-over-year gain thanks to some GAAP2 accounting wizardry. But the numbers don’t lie when the cash stops flowing. Free cash flow is in the gutter. Tesla sales? Down 71%. The Cyber Truck looks like it was designed by prison inmates hyped on Adderall — part bootleg transformer, part midlife crisis, all wrapped in tinfoil and Musk’s bad decisions. It’s a desperate cry of a man facing a midlife crisis. The Roadster is still M.I.A., and that Optimus robot? That was a dude in a suit. Tesla can only hire so many cosplayers before the lie gets too expensive to stage.
SpaceX keeps selling humanity the dream of Mars — but anytime someone asks how, Musk starts dodging like he’s on trial. There’s no roadmap. No proof. No habitat prototype. No interplanetary supply chain. Just AI renders, CGI flyovers, and a bunch of hype tweets.
And while Musk keeps pretending to be the gatekeeper of the cosmos, NASA is allegedly heading back to the Moon. Why? Because America says it can’t let China and India plant too many flags on the lunar surface. Or so they claim.
But let’s be honest — The United States already “went” to the Moon. Allegedly. They don’t need Musk’s recycled Soviet rockets to get there again. They need political cover.
And as for satellites? The NRO has been launching them since the 1970s — back when Musk was still failing physics in high school.
Twitter has collapsed under Musk’s leadership. Since his acquisition, user engagement has dropped over 50%. A majority of remaining accounts haven’t been active in more than 90 days. What’s left is a shell of a platform—driven by AI bots recycling engagement loops to create the illusion of public interest. The platform isn’t growing at all. It’s being kept on life support by cheap Saudi loans.
Neuralink has fared no better. Despite Musk’s marketing claims, there’s been little development and even less transparency. Despite lofty promises, real progress has been minimal. While companies like Synchron, Paradromics, and Kernel advanced their neural interface technologies, Musk has delivered nothing but old showpieces like it’s used toilet paper. That’s because Musk doesn’t like competition
The moment real competitors emerge—ones with better engineers, better science, and better results—Musk actually has to create a real product, not phantom ones. That’s why Tesla is losing to BYD. It’s why Twitter is collapsing under pressure. And it’s why Neuralink lags behind in a field where others are already showing brain-computer interface success.
The Boring Company is now under national security scrutiny after reports surfaced that Musk accepted funds from The Kremlin to build tunnel to…where exactly(?) Where those tunnels lead and why Russian money is involved remains unclear. But in the current environment, it raises red flags with serious national security implications.
SolarCity is even worse. Internal audits and whistleblower reports point to deliberate misreporting of assets and fabricated claims about project capabilities. Investors were misled. Deliverables never materialized. What began as an energy company now faces potential fraud investigations that could rival the scope of Enron.
The public has taken notice. Hundreds of billions in public tax dollars and contracts were handed to Musk over the last decade—on promises of transformation, energy independence, and a space colony. What they’ve received noting but broken platforms, projects that have little if any to show for the money spent, and a media narrative that keeps telling the people, “Elon Musk is the greatest human to EVER to walk the earth!” But the American people are beginning to speak out against this obvious lies and propaganda.
“Elon Musk got that XAI Grok thing generating fake kiddie porn with my kid’s face on it — and nobody’s regulating it,” said Shonda Fields, 38, a nurse from Glen Burnie, Maryland. “I didn’t sign up for this. I didn’t give my permission. But now my daughter’s on some AI fantasy porn site dancing for every pedo billionaire pervert while they jerk off and gizz all over their laptops cashing in on their government subsidy checks as they watch our sons and daughters from the comfort of their government paid offices. Its identity theft on a trillion-dollar scale paid for by the government. And if that Jeffery Epstein acolyte pedo ends up running the government next, we’re screwed.”
“Musk ain't a genius, he’s a con man and a wannbe physicists,” said Marcus Hill, 42, a machinist from Des Moines. “I build things for a living. I know what real engineering looks like. This dude makes brain implants that don’t work, trucks that bend like cardboard, and rockets that go nowhere. You slap a made in America logo on it, sell it with some fragrance cologne, and suddenly you got half the country thinking you're smarter than Einstein.”