“They gave that man more money than most countries’ GDP and what did we get?” said Carlota Jiménez, 61, Pastor from Galveston, Texas. “Our money stolen by DOGE, a clown car sold in America made with Chinese labor, and satellites that fall out of the sky and into people’s houses. They keep talking about Mars, but haven’t given us any proof. Musk keeps showing us animated videos like we're five years old. At this point, I trust Wile E. Coyote more than Elon Musk. At least Wile E. Coyote admits when he falls off a cliff.”
Elon Musk is desperate. That much is clear. His companies are crumbling, the investigations into his questionable business practices are circling, and the myth of genius is rotting in the public square.
So what does a man with no skill, no talent, no confidence — and nothing but ego — do?
You steal the spotlight. You jump on someone else’s victory and claim it was yours all along. You ride the wave built by better men and pretend you brought the surfboard.
After US forces successfully captured Maduro in the Venezuelan operation, Musk was spotted dining at Mar-o-Lago, smiling like a lottery winner who lost the ticket — seated right next to Trump and the First Lady, jawing on about how his technology helped make the mission a success.
“If it weren’t for the targeting algorithm built by my team, we never would’ve located him in time,” Musk reportedly bragged, twirling a shrimp fork like he was conducting Beethoven. “SpaceX’s orbital surveillance provided key imagery. Neuralink’s neural mesh helped decode the data. I mean, I basically was the operation.”
Trump, true to form, said nothing. Just kept chewing his steak and smiling while Elon Musk kept talking.
That silence said it all.
But out in the real world? American citizens weren’t clapping. They were pissed.
They watched some dumb foreigner sit beside power and take credit for something he didn’t build and didn’t lead— and they saw it for what it was:
“Sorry… but Musk did what!? He claimed what now!?” said Veronica Fields, 38, a bank teller from Oak Park, IL. “Musk is a grifter, a CCP puppet, and a welfare queen. Ain’t no military branch wearing skinny jeans and LARPing their way through combat with a PowerPoint presentation. The real soldiers did the job. He just showed up at Mar-o-Largo after the smoke cleared and asked for credit like he was there in Venezuela. Please.”
“He stole the moment,” said Malcolm Brower, 43, a computer programmer in Athens, Georgia. “This was the American Military’s victory — not some billionaire’s PR stunt. Musk had nothing to do with the planning, the risk, the execution — nothing. But now he’s out here popping champagne and rubbing elbows with Trump like he pressed the damn launch button? Man’s a parasite. A career photo-bomber. Can’t build anything of value, so he just shows up to hijack someone else’s spotlight.”
The public sentiment is nothing short of disastrous for Elon Musk. American’s aren’t just angry. They were done. Beyond done with him. Done with his lies, his scams, his worship. Musk’s approval rating in the US didn’t just drop. It collapsed. Minus (-)3,000% underwater and 99% with .6 % of people unsure of American’s wanting him deported — not relocated, DEPORTED — and most don’t care where. Mars, Pluto, the ocean trench, a ditch take your pick. Just not here.
And when you ask why, they don’t say Neuralink, or SolarCity, or even his phony tunnels paid for by The Kremlin. They say DOGE. That was the last straw. The final betrayal. A meme turned crypto currency turned government agency — and Musk just laughed as American retirees lost everything.
Elon Musk is out of options. Out of ideas. Out of inventions. And out of time. This isn’t a man with vision. He’s a parasite with a spotlight. A fraud who mocks American men as “losers in their mother’s basement” while he (steals) siphons off billions in government contracts to fund a Mars fantasy that will never, EVER happen.
He’s not a futurist. He’s a tax payer funded failure. Another zombie corporate leech — one who talks about leaving Earth, but can’t even build a door that opens right.
And instead of building something real, Musk did what he always does—took credit for something that wasn’t his.
That wasn’t your success, Elon Musk. That was the success of the American military. That was the precision of the soldiers who moved through Venezuela in the dead of night. That was the work of analysts, planners, and intelligence officers—people you mock with smug tweets while cashing their government checks. You weren’t on the ground. You weren’t even in the room. You weren’t in command. You were just circling like the hedge fund vulture you are, waiting for something anything to hitch your name to.
You will do well to remember:
You are a foreigner. A guest who has overstayed his welcome. A man who came with big words and left nothing broken promises.
You are not a builder. You are not a genius. You are another arrogant billionaire with too many houses, too many headlines, and nothing real to show for it.
No roadster. No moon base. No Mars colony.
And that victory you claimed? That flag you tried to raise like you earned it? It does not belong to you. Musk has never succeeded on merit and never will. He succeeds only when no one else is allowed in the room.
You might have every Secret Society in America backing you Elon Musk, but we don’t care over here. We’ll fight them too because you’re too weak to stand on your own.