SILICON VALLEY, CA — Elon Musk is crying. Not because he lost money. Not because his businesses are collapsing. Not even because his rockets keep exploding like off-brand firecrackers.
No — Elon is crying because people are destroying his electric cars.
And like a true billionaire beta, he ran straight to the media to whine about it.
Musk Blames Everyone But Himself
At an emergency press conference with Fox News — which is legally classified as Entertainment and NOT News to avoid lawsuits over false reporting — Elon Musk ranted for 47 minutes and 38 seconds straight about how he is the real victim.
“These attacks on Tesla are not organic. They are funded by radical leftist billionaires like George Soros! They hate innovation. They hate free speech. They hate ME. I am the most important man in the world, and they just cannot handle it!”
Musk continued on with his rant, “Look at my cars! My beautiful, brilliant, self-driving cars! Vandalized! Torched! People are treating them like they're... like they're Fords! I will not stand for this. I am being persecuted just like Galileo! Just like Jesus! They did this to Tesla too! The man, not the company. And now... they come for me.”
At one point, he pulled out a tiny violin and pretended to play it.
But here’s the problem with Musk's meltdown:
He’s blaming the Left. But who's going to tell him?
It’s the American people who hate him.
DOGE Is Gutting the Government—And Musk Is Leading the Charge
While Elon Musk cries over burning Teslas, Americans are watching their country get dismantled in real-time.
DOGE has announced catastrophic cuts to nearly every major department, with Musk personally overseeing the destruction.
* The VA? 80,000 job cuts.
* The Pentagon? 55,000 personnel slashed.
* Social Security Administration? Gutted.
* The FAA? Flight safety in shambles.
* The Department of Education? Half the workforce gone. Scheduled closure in days.
* Nuclear Scientists? Downsized. Because who needs people in charge of nuclear material, right?
* NOAA? Budget slashed. Because who needs weather forecasts?
Americans are not furious because Teslas are being destroyed. They're furious because Elon Musk started destroying their nation first.
Americans Have Had Enough
Jake Thompson, U.S. Army Veteran said this about the Musk situation: “Musk keeps crying about how ‘domestic terrorists’ are attacking him. Listen, buddy — you're the real threat to the United States. You are the real terrorist. You're the one gutting veterans’ benefits and dismantling our systems.”
Lisa Ramirez, Teacher from Ohio, did not hold back her words: “Elon is a foreigner who should go back to his country. Nobody invited him to come here, take over everything, and burn it to the ground. He’s not an innovator — he’s a parasite.”
Marcus Green, Business Owner, said: “This is America. And Musk is having his own Boston Tea Party moment. No tax cuts and closures without representation! Nobody elected Elon, and nobody wants him.”
The American people never asked for Elon Musk. Nobody told him to take over social media. Nobody told him to gut the economy. Nobody told him to dismantle the American Government.
But he did.
And now?
They want him gone.
David Collins, Engineer from Michigan, had this to say: “I hope Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, Boring Company, and Twitter — now X — all burn to the ground. Nobody told Elon Musk to mess with our system. If he’s such a genius, he should go ‘fix’ his home country instead. Hell, send him to Russia or North Korea. Since he wants to be like them so much, let him live there.”
As Musk wipes away his crocodile tears, one thing is clear:
Americans aren't on his side. They never were. And they never will be.