Washington, D.C. – Trump is really struggling in his second term, but if you ask him, everything is “perfect.”
The economy is fixed. The stock market is booming. The people are prosperous. And according to the man himself, The United States is entering into a “New Golden Era” — one even better than the European Renaissance.
According to Trump,“The economy? It’s doing better than ever — maybe the best in the history of economies. People are saying it. I just created so much wealth — tremendous wealth. Unemployment? Totally a Democratic hoax. Everybody’s winning — they’re rich, they love me. And let me tell you — I made the number one famous. Before me? It was all zeroes. Total disaster. Ask the economists — the real ones, not the fake news ones.”
But the facts betray the president.
• Eggflation Empire: Egg companies like Cal-Maine doubled prices, raked in record profits, accepted government bailouts… then did it again. America learns: the yolk is on us. • Port of Seattle – Fallout DLC: The port sits completely empty, a ghost town of global trade. Tariffs turned away ships like a bouncer at Club Sanctions.. • Tariff Tantrums & Trade Wars: Trump reacts to stock drops like a kid editing a group project last-minute, while China hits back with 84% tariffs and forms the Anti-Tariff Justice League to stop the madness.. • Job Numbers Faked Harder Than Influencer Vacations: The “booming economy” lost 911,000 jobs to revisions. Turns out it was powered by expired Monster Energy and LinkedIn posts.. • China Cargo Surge = Supply Chain Whiplash: As soon as tariffs eased, China-to-U.S. cargo bookings spiked 300%, proving U.S. policy is the yo-yo in a toddler’s hand.. • Bond Panic & Debt Whiplash: The Treasury is pushing 4-week and 8-week bonds like payday loans, while subprime auto loans explode like bad fireworks across the bond market.. • Steel Tariffs Backfire, Again: The metals hike hurt U.S. manufacturers so badly, even American steelworkers are whispering, “Maybe just… don’t?”. • Shelf Shock Incoming: With ports empty and supply chains choking, stores are about to look like Black Friday in reverse — no lines, just bare shelves.. • Moody’s: U.S. Credit…Meh: The U.S. credit rating got downgraded again. Our national score now hovers somewhere between “Used Car Dealer” and “Sketchy Crypto Influencer.” • Energy Rationing: Ohio wants to let utility companies limit your power usage. It’s “freedom-adjusted electricity” — where your lights stay on only if Wall Street approves.. • Tech Layoffs = Recession Speedrun: Even Microsoft is cutting Bay Area staff, proving the economy is racing toward “The Great Recession: Definitive Edition.” • The Penny Quits: The U.S. Mint placed its final order for pennies. Inflation got so disrespectful, even copper tapped out.
But that’s not all. As of mid-2025, over 1.1 million jobs have simply vanished — no headline, no funeral, no farewell LinkedIn posts. Just quietly erased from existence like Debo was coming to collect his money. And given recent trends, that figure may double before New Year’s Eve rolls around.
Yet somehow, Trump insists this is “the strongest labor market in modern history.”
Meanwhile, the corruption between Russia and The United States is expanding. The so-called “infrastructure partnership” to build a tunnel linking their economies? Critics say it’s a glorified conveyor belt for their military equipment, personnel movement, and foreign influence, resources into the nation and would undermine American industries —all disguised as a global handshake. The tunnel may be for “commerce,” but it reeks of national betrayal.
It also doesn’t help that Trump, in a move even his own cabinet allegedly called “nuclear dumb,” fired the Head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics after the worst jobs report in years. The woman was reportedly terminated mid-sentence during a press briefing. Her crime? Telling the truth. Just days earlier, the BLS released a brutal downward revision — cutting 5 million jobs from previous reports. That’s right. Five million. Gone. As if someone accidentally hit “select all → shift + delete” and called it a day.
Trump responded the way only Trump could: by blaming the charts, the data, the deep state, and at one point, Nancy Pelosi’s horoscope.
Across America, frustration is boiling over like a pot left unattended by an administration that keeps insisting the there is no inflation.
“I voted for MAGA,” said Denise Halberton, 48, a mother of three from Dayton. “Eggs are nine dollars, rent’s almost $3,000, and my husband had to sell his pickup just to pay the insurance bill. And Trump’s over here getting medals for scratching his ass.”
Tyrone Jackson, 42, a factory worker in Michigan, didn’t hold back either. “He said he’d bring jobs back. The only thing that came back was America’s bonds. I’ve been laid off four times since March. And what’s Trump doing? Golfing. Posting on social media.”
Carmen Velez, 33, a teacher in Arizona, pointed to the absurdity of Trump’s priorities. “We can’t afford school supplies, but this man talking about tunnels with Russia? For what? So we can import more of what we can’t afford? It’s like he’s allergic to putting America first. MAGA is gone.”
From coast to crumbling coast, the verdict is in: MAGA is dead, Trump’s affordability is a joke, and he is losing the people he once convinced to believe.
The American people are being force to pay for the dreams of the billionaires. While Jeff Bezos sails into the Pacific sunset on a platinum-plated yacht named “Your Tax Money”, everyday families are choosing between dinner and lights. You want heat in winter? That’ll cost you your Medicare. Need gas to get to work? Cancel Christmas. Want your SNAP benefits? Sorry, we had to give to Microsoft to fund their AI initiatives.
And Trump? He’s too busy livestreaming the "New Golden Age" from a golf course built on land that was foreclosed and given to The Saudi’s .
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