Then two weeks later, he folds like a cheap buy one get one free lawn chair.
This is a man who flip-flopped so hard on India and the H-1B visa program, the State Department had to issue a “Maybe” stamp.
He capitulated to Russia, floating a peace proposal that suggested Ukraine just give them the whole country—like it was a used car and the lease was up.
He backed down to China, quietly approving 600,000 student visas per year so their elites could attend American universities—while American students are eating expired Vienna Sausages and being told "Its AI replacement."
Then, in a stealth move so slick it should’ve come with background music, he let The UAE access critical semiconductor tech tied to national security.
Why? So they could resell it to China of course. A perfect little backdoor betrayal special. It’s The American way after all.
The American president was supposed to be at the G-20 Summit in Johannesburg, leading the world. Shaking hands. Making moves. Pretending to have a plan, but he wasn’t.
Why wasn’t The United States their?
Because of Elon Musk why else?
Musk’s company SpaceX got caught running fraudulent operations in multiple countries, cutting illegal tech deals behind closed doors, manipulating contracts, and promising tech and infrastructure that never showed up.
He sold world leaders a fantasy and delivered nothing.
Not every nation is falling for Musk’s ponzi scheme in a suit and tie.
Some of them still press charges. Some of them still keep receipts. Some of them still remember who lied.
And instead of waiting for The United States to get its act together? The G-20 said, “Nah, we’re good.” And moved on without us.
As America skips the G-20, its seat left embarrassingly empty, the citizens aren’t confused — they’re pissed.
“You telling me Trump couldn’t make it to the G-20, but he made it to four private dinners with Russia and a yacht tour with China?” said Vernon Carter, 62, a retired dockworker. “Trump out here collecting Rolexes like Labubu dolls while we out here choosing between gas and groceries. Not attending The G-20 wasn’t in the interest of The United States — that was in the interest of Elon Musk.”
“This ain’t American foreign policy — this is foreign foreclosure,” said Tina Mendoza, 38, a public school teacher. “Every time he does a deal with these nations, it’s like watching your drunk cheating uncle sell the family car for a scratch-off ticket.”
“He said America first. Yeah — first in line to get robbed,” said Keshawn Willis, 44, a former steelworker. “Trump out here getting bribes like he on a game show: ‘Congratulations Mr. President! You just won a luxury condo in Shanghai! Now sign here and give up America’s semiconductor industry!’”
The president’s in a precious position alright — gold watches, crypto scams, real estate kickbacks, a private plane, a new palace. Meanwhile American citizens are getting taxed for breathing and praying their debit card clears at the pump.
And the nations? They’re all saying the same thing: “Just bribe him.”
Since when is a back-alley auction of the nation that Trump is headlining considered diplomacy and policy?
Never before in American history has a president been so openly owned by our enemies.
Russia throws a few rubles. China tosses 2 yuan. And Trump?
He’s selling American sovereignty piece by piece. And he’ll keep doing it—as long as someone slides him a Rolex and says “good boy.”
The American people are watching Trump sell their future for a penthouse and a dinner with dictators.
Trump doesn’t just need to go. He needs to be dragged out—publicly. Every crooked deal exposed. Every bribe televised. Every mile of betrayal counted and carved into history.
He didn’t lose his way. He sold it for a Qatari plane.