San Jose, CA — In what can only be described as a billionaire-level meltdown, tech mogul and self-proclaimed “Master of All Algorithms,” Elon Musk, is making headlines for an epic overreaction to a social media post. The drama began when an Aruban doctor accused Musk of spreading “absolute BS” online, sparking a fiery response from the notoriously thin-skinned innovator.
Dr. Daamodar Boekhoudt, a respected physician from Aruba, casually tweeted, “Elon Musk is rapidly becoming the king of online BS. Somebody unplug his internet before he tweets himself into a coma!” The tweet didn’t sit well with Musk, who wasted no time firing back.
Within minutes, Musk clapped back with a fiery post: “BS? LOL. Coming from a doctor on an island the size of my backyard? Stay in your place, Doc. You worry about sunscreen prescriptions; I'll handle saving the planet.”
But that wasn’t all. In true Musk fashion, he followed up with a thread of cockamamie tweets, including:
“Let me know when Aruba invents a rocket.”
“I'm not just truth—I’m THE truth. Google me.”
“Maybe I'll buy Aruba next just to cancel you.”
The internet, predictably, had a field day with Musk's overreaction:
“Elon Musk arguing with a doctor from Aruba? That’s like bringing a kazoo to a symphony—one’s making noise, the other’s making sense,” tweeted one user.
“This man just threatened to buy an island because someone hurt his ego. How’s that rocket fuel tasting today, Elon?” posted another.
One viral meme showed Musk in a space suit labeled “BS-1” with the caption: “Launching feelings into orbit.”
Even comedian Misty Edwards chimed in: “If you're this sensitive, maybe stay off the internet. It’s not for amateurs, baby!”
Musk Escalates the Situation
Not content with just a Twitter rant, Musk took the feud to a whole new level by filing a formal complaint with the Aruban government, accusing Dr. Boekhoudt of “undermining his global reputation.” According to sources, the complaint alleges “unnecessary sass” and “unprofessional levels of snark.”
When reached for comment, the Aruban government declined to comment.
Critics have called Musk's behavior bizarre and increasingly concerning. “This is what happens when unchecked ego meets a keyboard,” said political analyst Larry Wallace. “If Elon spent half as much time checking his facts as he does running his mouth, we'd be living on Mars by now!”
Despite his frequent online meltdowns, Musk continues to pollute headlines—and not for the right reasons. Critics argue that the government's failure to address critical issues, like misinformation and unchecked media influence, has allowed this wanker to hijack the public discourse.
As one late-night host joked, “Elon’s tweets are the only rockets that crash before they take off.”