Los Angeles, California – Hold the horses. Stop the presses. Something is seriously wrong with the spiritual climate in The United States.
Christian’s—the so-called “people of the light”—keep calling on the name of Jesus. But lately, it hasn’t been Jesus answering. It’s been The Devil.
“I was praying about my rent, and I heard a Dark voice whisper, ‘You rang?’” said Pastor Marcus Greer of Saint Victory Apostolic Ministries in Little Rock. “I was scared shitless. That wasn’t Jesus. That was something else entirely.”
He wasn’t the only one.
“Every time I fasted, my life got worse,” said Bishop Alicia Varnes, head of Kingdom Harvest Fellowship. “I asked for healing, and my dog died. I asked for deliverance, and my house caught fire. Something’s wrong. I don’t think we’re speaking to God anymore.”
What has gone wrong in the church that The Devil now answers the prayers of Saints?
Dr. Howard Tennison, a religious philosopher from Liberty University, didn’t mince words.
“The Church gave its sons to The Pentagon for endless war. It let billionaires use the pulpit to sell weapons, oil, and oppression in the name of God,” he said. “When the Great Financial Collapse of 2008 came, they closed the doors, but kept asking for money. They turned their backs when the youth started asking hard questions about their Faith. They abandoned The Prince of Peace, Jesus Christ—then pledged loyalty to ‘The Man of Peace,’ Donald Trump.”
The result?
The Devil picks up the call.
But it’s not just The Christian’s.
Even The Satanist are starting to panic.
“Every time we begin the ritual, instead of The Baphomet, we hear this voice saying, ‘Turn back while you still can.’” said Dorian Klatch, a high priest with the Southern Temple of Satan in New Haven. “It’s Jesus. Nobody called Jesus. But somehow… He keeps showing up.”
Nobody asked for Jesus. But that's what you get. That’s what you got.
For years, Hollywood mocked Him. Called Him a “loser.” Said He was the most unwanted, unpopular, irrelevant man in America. They cast their spells on the public, laughing all the way to the bank.
Bankers prayed to The Baphomet, sacrificing entire continents just to etch out a small quarterly profit. Politicians bowed before Him for votes and legislation.
But now? Something is wrong.
The Baphomet no longer answers His flock’s call. Jesus does.
Something has gone terribly wrong in America—when light is dark and dark is light.
And true to form, Que didn’t waste a second before laughing at the whole rotted circus.
“Man, these Christian’s out here panicking because The Baphomet picked up the phone?” he said between howls of laughter. “Who is The Baphomet to you, Christian’s? If he’s so evil, why do his children—The Satanist—own the copyright to your Bible? Huh? Why is it 33% of all pastors in The United States are Satanists themselves? You out here tithing to The Devil and calling it Sunday worship.”
Que wasn’t done.
“It probably all went to hell when The Church, The Pope, and The Satanists sat down in the West and decided to whitewash The Messiah,” Que said, laughing while staring out at the street. “They scrubbed Him down, changed His name, gave Him a European makeover and started selling Him like reusable toilet paper. The Baphomet picks up your prayers now because he was there when The Pope, The Anglican’s, The Lutheran’s, The Protestants, and The Evangelical’s rewrote the scriptures and LIED about The Messiah. That’s who you been praying to. A phony. A fake. A forgery with a nice choir.”
Que then leaned forward, dead serious.
“And these Satanists? Dumb as a bag of rocks.” He laughed again. “Been laying around in the dark for decades with their cheap little candles, muttering over goat skulls, pretending they know power — meanwhile The Name of The Messiah is right there in their own Black Book. Plain as day. It’s in there! But they’re too blind, too dumb, and too damn arrogant to see it. Just like The Christian’s. Hollywood been chanting in tongues for clout and Oscar awards, and they didn’t even realize Christ heard every word.”
Then Que leaned back, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
“I bet Kim Kardashian called on The Name of Christ by accident during one of her little rituals. Imagine that. Summoning spirits and instead of getting Lilith and Jezebel you get Jesus Christ. The Bilderberg Group, The CIA, The Vatican, The Protestants, The Muslims, The Skull and Bones, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Jay-Z, P. Diddy, T.D. Jakes, Joel Osteen—man, they all clowns,” Que said. “They wrote a book and don’t even know what’s in it. They’ve got a whole script… and forgot who the author is.”
He shook his head.