Arlington, VA – God help The American public. They talk more than they read and lie louder than they serve. For weeks now, a pack of YouTube influencers—self-declared political experts who never left their mom's basement—have been claiming:
“The military only recruits the poor.” “Only broke kids join.” “They target poor minorities.”
Straight garbage.
“I didn’t grow up poor,” said Lt. Marcus Hale, a second-generation pilot and Gulf War veteran. “My dad flew in Vietnam. My brother served in Desert Storm. I went to Annapolis because it’s what we do. So when I hear these YouTube kids say ‘only the poor join’? I laugh. Then I get pissed.”
Sergeant Gina Morales, a logistics officer turned paramedic, shook her head. “My family ran a small trucking company in the Midwest. We weren’t rich, but we weren’t struggling. I joined to get out of town, see the world, and serve. Not because some liberal influencer said I was brainwashed.”
Captain Devon Brooks, now a cybersecurity consultant, was more blunt. “I had scholarships. I could’ve gone anywhere. But I wanted to lead. I wanted to wear the uniform. And now I got 22-year-old influencers telling me I only joined because I’m broke? Please. I’ve seen broke. YouTubers begging for Patreon money is broke.”
So where did this dumb rumor start?
A YouTube channel called Liberalz Rulessss—a left-wing echo chamber so out of touch they think MREs is another DEI program. In their latest meltdown, they ranted about how the Trump Regime is “killing SNAP,” claimed the military is “collapsing,” and blamed the whole thing on MAGA. Because of course they did.
“SNAP is the only thing keeping our soldiers alive!” they screamed. “Fund SNAP or the military dies!”
Please. Fund your brain.
There have been plenty of successful, well-known people chose to serve in the military—people with education, money, and options:
• Morgan Freeman – U.S. Air Force • James Earl Jones – U.S. Army • Bea Arthur – U.S. Marine Corps • Colin Powell – U.S. Army General, former Secretary of State • Johnny Cash – U.S. Air Force
Even Fred Rogers aka “Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood” was MARSOC.
“What the hell are these Liberals even talking about?” said Derrick Latson, a welding instructor from Kansas City and Navy vet. “Everyone in the military is poor? That’s rich coming from a YouTuber who lives off reaction videos and microwave noodles. This is why nobody votes for Liberals. You’re all arrogant, smug, and dumb as a box of wet cereal. He shook his head. “Keep your opinions and your soft hands off the military.”
If Liberals took the time to put their degrees to work, they would find a simple scroll through history—and Google—would show these clowns what they conveniently ignore. Prominent, powerful people have served in the military since the beginning of this nation:
• Prince Harry – Literal royalty. • Lonnie Johnson – NASA Scientist & Engineer and Super Soaker inventor. • Tod Buchanan – President of WFG. • Tammy Duckworth – U.S. Senator. • Lindsey Graham – U.S. Senator. • Tulsi Gabbard – Director of National Security.
Hell even George H.W. Bush and Bo Biden, the son of Joe Biden…The President you voted for served in The Military.
These are all educated, connected, high-achieving people — who chose to serve because they had a spine and a backbone. Something Liberalz Rulesss wouldn’t recognize if it slapped them across their smug, soft faces.
“I don’t know what the hell Liberalz Rulesss is smoking,” said J.T. “Bones” Waller, a retired combat medic from Nashville. “They sit in their air-conditioned studios, ranting about stuff they never lived through. This is why nobody votes for Liberals. You all suck.”
So remember this, Liberals.
That CEO? Military. That executive you hate? Military. That politician you pretend to respect until it’s inconvenient? Military. Police officers, firefighters, teachers, postal workers, air traffic controllers, airline pilots, chefs, even that homeless man you step over on your way to brunch? Military. Your brother, your cousin, your father, your uncle, your grandfather— Military.
These people all stood up. They weren’t “too poor to choose another path.” They raised their hand. They served. They earned the right to speak louder than your sad little YouTube channel.
Not like Elon Musk a man the Liberals love to protect and Don Jr.—who never served anyone but their own bank accounts. Cowards with empires built on taxpayer charity, stock buybacks, and a pathological fear of real work.
The Military doesn’t serve your echo chamber, Lib’s. It doesn’t bend to your feelings, your theories, or your clickbait guilt trips. It serves the nation. All of it.
It’s a sad day when I have to defend the rich and prominent from obvious Liberal lies.